"Claud, you do say the most stupid things!" "Not at all poppet. That's probably the most sensible thing I've ever said. I'm absolutely serious...." "You're absolutely hopeless. If you think I'm going to the races (or the dogs!) in a bus you can go on thinking." "So be it, my pet. While you are jostled and jogged, and foraging for liquid solace, the rest of us will sit above the heads of the assembled multitide and eat, at ease, in our own 'diner.'"
LONDON TRANSPORT is doing all this type of work, taking parties about London or in one or other of the eleven counties around it. You will be surprised at the low cost...
SOUNDS like a good party. And you don't need to be a busman if you want a day-out with all your friends. Just ring up VICtoria 6800 and ask for the Hire Department...